Other day I was walking in the street enjoying the peaceful morning. All of a sudden, out of nowhere something small but hard thing was thrown at my face. In the moment I knew it was a “toy” bullet I was relieved but panicked at the same time. What if that “toy” bullet shot my eye out or cut my face? What will happen? Nothing! Just accept that I was a target for some naughty child.
Today I found it was funny and laughed at my story of toy bullet shooting. Because it is actually nothing to compare with rude bureaucrats who are mostly assholes.
When you live in gUBtham, you have no choice but communicate with corrupted people which is way worse than dealing with a naughty child with toy gun.
When half of your life is wasted in traffic jam, you are forced to do nothing but think about “ugliness”
When people judge you by how you look like, you turn into some materialistic item and plastic. In between, you see more ugliness.
Well, let me go on with the list of Ugly Mongolian:
Ugly Mongolian spits. Imagine that you are strolling in the street innocently, and some stranger walks towards you spitting innocently. The stranger passes by you then you felt like you were spitted. I feel it always.
Ugly Mongolian hates honesty. You should never be honest about anything. It is nonsensical to talk honestly to dishonest people, isn’t it?Sorry If I offended anyone who is reading this. I am just being honest.
How many faces does Ugly Mongolian have? One??? Not a chance! They have different faces to different people. I think it is people’s way to be “different” than others. You can’t have the privilege to have privacy when ugly Mongolian is around you. There is no such thing as personal.
Try to follow the mainstream. The crowd decides for you. Well, not for you but for themselves. If you upstream, the crowd will hate you. You should not be a black sheep when there is whole herd of Mongolian sheep.
The rudest man is Mongolian man. Yet, it seems that all Mongolian women love them. In the streets of gUBtham, better watch out your way because car races with pedestrian. How come those crazy drivers want more space, when there is not enough space for the walkers? And ugly Mongolian says it is development because there are more crazy cars on the road. Anyway, I forget that I live in gUBtham. Are you going to shop? Please keep in mind that, there are no mentally healthy shopkeepers in gUBtham. Suppose, you ask how much the bread or the butter was, you will get no answer from the shopkeeper. Instead he/she will look at you like who the hell you are. It is unfortunate that there is no price tag on such thing as bread. It is not wrong to think that Mongolian shopkeepers are the most spoiled people on earth.
Now I am talking about human parasites. Human parasites are everywhere. Ugly Mongolian exploits human labour. In the end, exploitation is a must part of ugliness and ugly Mongolian is no exception.
What is there to say more? I don’t want to put limit on the idea of ugliness. So I leave number ten open for Ugly Mongolian to discover more ugliness about themselves.
Uuriintsolmon Surenjav, www.ikhmongol.mn