When I was in my small town, every thing seemed so agreeable and “normal”. I look back every now and then and find it only agreeable and normal for young and naive girl.
Now I live in the biggest city of small country. Mongolia is indeed small in terms of its population and “popularity”. I know not every one in the whole world knows about Mongolia and heard of it yet in most Mongolians eyes there is no country except Mongolia, Russia, China, America and Korea (some more countries might add to them).
Here I want to talk not about which countries Mongolians know or do not know but how “ugly” they are. It is not about having beautiful faces or tall figures, of course. Let me say before you mind what I will write. I do not know how ugly Americans, or other nationalities are. As a human, there is imperfection and flaws. I am not perfect either and I would like to accept my ugliness.
When you have nothing but only have time to think about “ugliness”
I often refer UB as gUBtham instead of UB. UB is in many ways reminds me of corrupt city of Gotham in Batman. There is nothing gUBtham can offer you but corruption and arrogance.
Let me illustrate how ugly Mongolian is:
If you ask the direction to the place, ugly Mongolian will not tell you even he/she knows exactly where the place you just asked.
Ugly Mongolian does not have open mind. It is all closed and blocked. Do not waste your time talking about how big universe is.
Ugly Mongolian thinks that he/she is the best. They will ignore your thought and will not accept their flaws and wrongness. There is no smart person except ugly Mongolian. When you say ugly Mongolian is wrong, they will think you are a bad or stupid person. And they call it criticism.
Ugly Mongolian does not have any opinion on things like what is what and which is which since they do not have their own any point of view. They just go with the flow.
Ugly Mongolian do not know the time. There are only two types in measuring the time: before noon and afternoon. Do not schedule your events.
Ugly Mongolian will judge you only by your face or clothes. They do not know anything about beauty inside or inner beauty. If you are woman, you should learn to how to wear make-up and walk in high heels.
Ugly Mongolian never lies. I am lying. They do lie. But they will never accept they lie.
Ugly Mongolian is arrogant. He/she thinks that they are right about everything. No fault in this thought because no one is better than ugly Mongolian.
Ugly Mongolian is selfish. He/she never cares about the world. All they care is who wears what, who drives what, who is whose relative. God, they care! However not to help but to envy.
Ugly Mongolian is too clean. There is a ugly person who keeps all his/her stuff so shiny and you even do not dare to touch. Well, it is just self-cleanness maintenance.
To be continued…
Uuriintsolmon Surenjav, ikhmongol.mn